ÜBER-ÜPDATE!!! now with ümlauts!!!!!!!!

if Ü made it past the title Ü can probably assüme wüt this üpdate is about.

ES MUSS SEIN BRÜNO!!!

ü are correct. let me begin by saying we laughed our ässes öff watching this mövie. that's right and i dont give any fücks about it being "less funny than borat". fück that shit.

Brüno is to homophobia as Borat was to xenophobia and both movies have no qualms exploiting the shit out of it for our shock and amusement. or "shock and awe" according to operation iraqi freedom. or "BLITZKRIEG!!!" according to the third reich (more relevant....?).

And while some may scoff at this over-the-top approach, i feel it is merely a sign of the times. We have a billion-dollar franchise of mainstream torture porn but freak the fuck out if some guy consentually gets his dick sucked by a vacuum cleaner???? WHEN DID WE START HATING LOVE???

And why condemn "shock" cinema anyways it has been there since the begining of the motion picture. Legendary badass and Jersey boy Tommy Edison invented "shock" and mean literally and figuratively. and this was in the early 1900's. DONT BELIEVE ME?!? check this shit.

HA HA HA HA HA HA suck it. and watch Brüno already.