Monday, August 24, 2009

Refreshing




















Moon was one of the best psychological sci-fi thrillers of my time. It contained many elements of a gripping Twilight Zone episode. K Spacey's voice as ' Gerty 'was perfect. Sam Rockwell's performance was extremely powerful. You could feel your self loosing your sanity right along side him. The film raised some deep questions for me as to where the future of science and technology are going to lead us as a race. When the plot began to unravel I felt my self becoming nauseated at the truths of his position. The cinematography was excellent, many epic landscape shots of the moons surface. A very pinnacle scene was the first and only time earth is shown. This was an intensely painfull moment in the film. For me moon made up for allot of the "scifi" garbage that has been coming out of the hollywood machine
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Monday, August 10, 2009

"ORPHAN" or "there is something wrong with whats-her-face" or "how i spent my summer vacation!"

believe it or not, there are still some people out there who DO NOT get all of their information/knowledge from watching movies. and to these people i would say, "OPEN YER DAMN EYES." seriously, idiots, it's a safety concern at this point. these people of which I speak (YOU?!!!?!.....fucking idiot......) might do something as stupid as, let's say, visit the current "Russian Federation" with images like this one dancing in your head:

And yer all like "awww, vlad putin and baby siberian tiger, WHAT A MAGICAL, WONDERFUL AND NOT EVIL PLACE TO VISIT ON 'HOLIDAY'!!!!" cause idiot twats like you say things like 'holiday' even though yer not from UK or austrailia or some place where it's acceptable. but your harmless twat little thoughts are clouding you from the truth because if you watch enough movies you would know that this place, which I'll refer to as the SOVIET FUCKING BLOC along with all "former" satellite countries AS WELL AS (thanks to 'orphan') the Balkan states (?!?!) ARE PURE FUCKING EVIL.

Allow me to remind your dumb asses about a few things:



"oh, i see it now. i'm a total fucking idiot. but what about the BABES?!?! i was promised a sassy/frigid ambiguously eastern european MAIL-ORDER BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


and to you i would say, "HELL YEA MISS CHERNOBYL'S READY AND WAITING bnnng"

so is this shit I LOVE ME SOME 35 YEAR OLDS IN THE BODIES OF CHILDREN (possible chernobyl victim as well? who knows they don't keep silly 'records' in evilville)



uh. orphan sucked.