"ORPHAN" or "there is something wrong with whats-her-face" or "how i spent my summer vacation!"

believe it or not, there are still some people out there who DO NOT get all of their information/knowledge from watching movies. and to these people i would say, "OPEN YER DAMN EYES." seriously, idiots, it's a safety concern at this point. these people of which I speak (YOU?!!!?!.....fucking idiot......) might do something as stupid as, let's say, visit the current "Russian Federation" with images like this one dancing in your head:

And yer all like "awww, vlad putin and baby siberian tiger, WHAT A MAGICAL, WONDERFUL AND NOT EVIL PLACE TO VISIT ON 'HOLIDAY'!!!!" cause idiot twats like you say things like 'holiday' even though yer not from UK or austrailia or some place where it's acceptable. but your harmless twat little thoughts are clouding you from the truth because if you watch enough movies you would know that this place, which I'll refer to as the SOVIET FUCKING BLOC along with all "former" satellite countries AS WELL AS (thanks to 'orphan') the Balkan states (?!?!) ARE PURE FUCKING EVIL.

Allow me to remind your dumb asses about a few things:

"oh, i see it now. i'm a total fucking idiot. but what about the BABES?!?! i was promised a sassy/frigid ambiguously eastern european MAIL-ORDER BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and to you i would say, "HELL YEA MISS CHERNOBYL'S READY AND WAITING bnnng"

so is this shit I LOVE ME SOME 35 YEAR OLDS IN THE BODIES OF CHILDREN (possible chernobyl victim as well? who knows they don't keep silly 'records' in evilville)

uh. orphan sucked.